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Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,503

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

Shared recently on Slack:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Making waves on Instagram:

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

Trending via YouTube:

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

Just landed via Slack:

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Trending via Snapchat:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Trending via TikTok:

When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

Funny yearning quotes

Funny yearning quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when you’re craving something—or someone—just a little too much 😂💭 Whether it’s longing for snacks, naps, or that special someone’s attention, these witty lines turn heartfelt wishes into chuckles and smiles 😜✨ Ready to laugh at your own cravings? Let’s dive into some playful takes on the art of wanting what we can’t have (or maybe just want more of)! 🎉💬

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Social Media Stars ⭐

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

14 shares on Discord this month:

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

51 shares on Threads this month:

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

19 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

37 shares on X this month:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I was having a great day, and then, people.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,585

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

Just shared via Discord:

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

Just shared via Instagram:

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

Going viral on YouTube:

My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

Seen just now on Threads:

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

Breaking via Pinterest:

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

Seen just now on WeChat:

Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Spotted on Discord:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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