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"Who needs a storage unit when you can just hoard shopping carts from Aldi? 🛒🤣 Clearly, this person is taking 'retail therapy' to a whole new level! What's next, a shopping cart castle in the backyard? ♛🏰"

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

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54 shares on Reddit this month:

The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

30 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love when lashes make me look evil.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

73 shares on Slack this month:

I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

75 shares on YouTube this month:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Discord:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

Trending via WhatsApp:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

Just landed via Slack:

Coffee is better when you have no work.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

Making waves on YouTube:

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

Making waves on Messenger:

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Spotted on Threads:

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Spotted on Slack:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

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