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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.