If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what w… Commentary:Can someone point me to the ATM that dispenses "confusion cash"? 💸🤔😅 Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon. If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you. I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening. I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen. Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.
