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As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

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Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

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Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.