Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally, my "smash hit" career has begun! ๐๐ฅ๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค Youโve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly. Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system. โNothing burgerโ is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger. I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up. Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?