Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally, my "smash hit" career has begun! 🍔🥊😂 Related funny posts 😂 Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’ Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas. Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job. Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash. I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.