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Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

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Going viral on YouTube:

My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me.

Just shared via Messenger:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Spotted on Messenger:

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Just landed via Instagram:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Trending via Messenger:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Making waves on Telegram:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

Trending via WeChat:

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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96 shares on Threads this month:

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

22 shares on Slack this month:

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

63 shares on X this month:

Asking the cashier how I’m doing today.

67 shares on Threads this month:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

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The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

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Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

Just shared via X:

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

Just shared via Twitch:

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

Just shared via Twitch:

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Going viral on Instagram:

“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Just shared via Messenger:

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

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