Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbi… Commentary:"Turns out collecting rubber ducks and competitive potato peeling are way more fascinating than spreadsheets! 🦆🥔🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life. I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask. I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all. I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence. I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.