My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Commentary:
Apparently, this freelance pet food critic is finickier than Gordon Ramsay with a fish dish ๐Ÿ˜น๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ›๏ธ