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Going with the flow seemed so chill until I realized I forgot my floaties! 🌊😂🛟
I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.
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I'm on the case! Detective Hug is on the trail! 🕵️♂️🤗🔍
The circus does not condone the actions being taken by its monkeys.
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Looks like the monkeys broke out of the board meeting again! 🙈🐒🎪
Most attractive muscle on a man? The frontal lobe. Fully developed.
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Flex those brain muscles! 💪🧠 Smart is the new sexy! 😄
This sex could have been an email.
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Looks like someone's intimate performance came with an "unsubscribe" option! 📧🙈😂
Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”
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Thinking of trading my wardrobe for a bunch of bananas and a tiny island because apparently, that's a fashion statement now 😂🍌🏝️
Taking Adderall to use the calculator app.
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Who knew it took rocket fuel to launch the Calculator app? 🚀🔢😂
Geopolitics for dudes is like pure sex. Almost like the male mind was built for this.
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Sounds like some folks are filing international conflicts under "For Research Purposes Only" 😂🌍🧠
“You’re crazy.” God forbid I keep my family traits alive.
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Keeping the family tradition of spicing up the gene pool alive and well! 😂🧬
Such is modern life. Mordor in our midst.
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Navigating traffic this morning felt like I was on a quest with Frodo 🚗⛰️💍