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🍆 "Some say aubergines belong in the bin, but I say they deserve better – like being a secret agent undercover in the fridge! 🕵️‍♂️ Who knew these sneaky veggies were living a double life? 😂 #FridgeSpy"

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“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

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I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

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I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

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If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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