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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

3 months ago

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🍆 "Some say aubergines belong in the bin, but I say they deserve better – like being a secret agent undercover in the fridge! 🕵️‍♂️ Who knew these sneaky veggies were living a double life? 😂 #FridgeSpy"

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