Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why do I feel like that rat has its life more together than I do? πππ Related Funny Quotes π€ If we were subway rats, Iβd share my pizza crust with you. My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers. Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat. People pass a joint around like itβs no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, Iβm a weirdo. Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?