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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Nothing humbles you faster than rereading something you were proud of yesterday.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

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I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Making waves on Threads:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

Spotted on WeChat:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Spotted on Threads:

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Trending via YouTube:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Just shared via Twitch:

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

1 week ago

Humorous quote about dating apps highlighting irony and self-awareness in a witty way.

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"Ah, the age-old dilemma of modern romance: swiping left on dating app users while secretly being one yourself 🙈. It's a classic case of 'I'm too good for this, but also where else would I find someone as awesome as me?' 😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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24 shares on Threads this month:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

95 shares on Slack this month:

I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

79 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

95 shares on Messenger this month:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

44 shares on Messenger this month:

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

My parents think they know me.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

Broadcasted on X:

Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

Just landed via Pinterest:

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Freshly posted on X:

Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Going bananas on Discord:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Just shared via Discord:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Spotted on Reddit:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Making waves on X:

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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