Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

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I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.