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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

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It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Live now on Discord:

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

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Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

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Coffee is just goth water.

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My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

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I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

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I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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83 shares on Pinterest this month:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

41 shares on Messenger this month:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

23 shares on Slack this month:

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

76 shares on Threads this month:

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

78 shares on X this month:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

29 shares on Slack this month:

Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

91 shares on Slack this month:

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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Tuesday is no better than Monday.

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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You’re my least favourite notification.

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Going viral on X:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Live now on Threads:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Trending via Threads:

Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

Trending via Reddit:

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

Just shared via YouTube:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

Live now on Telegram:

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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