Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life. Commentary:When your phone gets more screen time than a Hollywood blockbuster 😂📱🎬 Related Funny Posts 🤝 She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life. I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically. Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life. Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner. Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.