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Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

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When your phone gets more screen time than a Hollywood blockbuster 😂📱🎬

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bro, communication, conversation, ever, excuse, humor, just, life, media, phone, relationship, right, sarcasm, social, social media, technology, texting, time, using, whole on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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