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Mar 30, 2026

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Witty quote about ignoring texts, highlighting forgetfulness with a humorous tone.

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Story of my life—I'm a professional notification reader and accidental text ghoster! 📲👻

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