“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Story of my life—I'm a professional notification reader and accidental text ghoster! 📲👻 Related funny posts 😂 Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses. For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did. My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on. I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep. I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.