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Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Live now on WeChat:

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Going viral on Threads:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Live now on X:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

Trending via Snapchat:

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

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Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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91 shares on Discord this month:

Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

44 shares on Threads this month:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

29 shares on Discord this month:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

17 shares on YouTube this month:

Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

53 shares on Threads this month:

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

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Just landed via X:

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Seen just now on Telegram:

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

Just shared via Facebook:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Spotted on Instagram:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

Just landed via TikTok:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Just shared via Discord:

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

Going viral on Discord:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Making waves on Reddit:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

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Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

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Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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