Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

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Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

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Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.