Funny abs quotes

New funny abs quotes 👇

  • One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like those crunches weren’t the breakfast cereal variety! 🥣💪 Don’t worry, Rome wasn’t built in a day, and neither are abs! Just keep crunching away, and eventually, you’ll have abs that are no longer ‘absurdly’ underestimated! 😂 #FitnessStruggles”

  • Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs pancakes when you can have waffle abs instead? 💪🥞 Just like that, breakfast becomes a workout routine! 😄💥 #WaffleGoals”

  • Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

    Commentary:
    “Who needs washboard abs when you can have a belly full of delicious kebabs? 🍢🤤 Embrace the joys of kebabs over the pain of crunches! #KebabsOverAbs”

  • People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal struggle between desire and necessity! 💪🍫 Who can resist the siren call of a sweet, delicious treat when faced with the daunting challenge of achieving washboard abs? Chocolate always wins the battle for my heart (and stomach)! 😂 #Priorities”

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