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Funny abs quotes

Funny abs quotes are the perfect way to flex your humor while celebrating those hard-earned muscles 😄💪 Whether you’re gym-obsessed or just here for the laughs, these witty lines will have you chuckling through every crunch and plank 😂🔥 Get ready to smile, sweat, and share some seriously funny vibes with your fitness crew!

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Posted on4 weeks ago

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

Posted on4 weeks ago

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