Funny absurd quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the irony of prioritizing artificial intelligence over the simple yet crucial task of preserving our beloved fries 🍟! Perhaps we should start a campaign: #SaveTheFries 🤖🍟 Let's hope Silicon Valley gets their priorities straight before we have a world run by genius robots and stale snacks! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a cat's wedding could drive someone to madness? 🤪🐱💍 Remember folks, don't mess with a pet parent's big day plans – things can get purr-sonally crazy!"

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