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Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

“There’s a reason religion tells you your reward is after death; it keeps you quiet while you’re being exploited alive.”

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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Breaking via Reddit:

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

Going bananas on Reddit:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Making waves on X:

I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m tired of things costing money.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Going viral on YouTube:

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Funny adolescence quotes

Funny adolescence quotes capture the wild ride of teen years filled with awkward moments, unexpected laughs, and endless surprises 😂🎢. From mood swings to hilarious misunderstandings, these quotes bring a smile to anyone who’s survived or is surviving the rollercoaster of growing up 🎉😜. Ready to relive those cringe-worthy yet unforgettable memories? Let’s dive into the funniest snapshots of adolescence that prove growing up is anything but boring! 🎈✨

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45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

71 shares on X this month:

Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

19 shares on X this month:

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

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This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

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I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

Making waves on Messenger:

Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

Live now on Reddit:

What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

Going viral on WeChat:

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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