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Getting road rage alone in my house.

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Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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A collective orgasm would fix the world.

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

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Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Going viral on WeChat:

“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

Broadcasted on X:

I think my type is a nice person.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

Just shared via YouTube:

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

Spreading quickly via X:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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61 shares on TikTok this month:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

21 shares on Threads this month:

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

99 shares on Slack this month:

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

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How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

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In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

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All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

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Just shared via Threads:

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

Spotted on Discord:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Making waves on Twitch:

If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

My brain has too many tabs open.

Trending via Threads:

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Trending via YouTube:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Trending via Discord:

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

Trending via Twitch:

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Spotted on Discord:

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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