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Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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Trending via Facebook:

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

Making waves on Messenger:

Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Going viral on X:

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Trending via Twitch:

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

Just shared via Messenger:

Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

Live now on Discord:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Going bananas on Threads:

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

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12 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

34 shares on TikTok this month:

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

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Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Twitch:

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

Spotted on Reddit:

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

Live now on WeChat:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Trending via X:

People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Making waves on Messenger:

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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