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Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Spreading quickly via X:

The older I get, the more I realize that being rushed by someone is a form of manipulation.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

Breaking via TikTok:

80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

Going bananas on Slack:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Making waves on WeChat:

The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

Shared recently on Facebook:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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46 shares on YouTube this month:

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.

49 shares on Telegram this month:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

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Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

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Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Sometimes I struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on YouTube:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

Going bananas on Facebook:

They should invent a day where I feel normal.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Just shared via YouTube:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

Making waves on Facebook:

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

Just shared via Facebook:

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

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