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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

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I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Reported on Discord:

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

Just landed via Discord:

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

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