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I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

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If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

Trending via Reddit:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Spotted on Discord:

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

Just landed via Telegram:

If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

Just landed via X:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Trending via YouTube:

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

Breaking via X:

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Live now on Slack:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Spotted on Messenger:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Just shared via X:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

Just landed via Instagram:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

Just shared via Instagram:

A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

Going viral on YouTube:

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

Spotted on TikTok:

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

Making waves on WeChat:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Seen just now on Threads:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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