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Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Broadcasted on Discord:

Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

Seen just now on TikTok:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

Spotted on Slack:

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

Spotted on TikTok:

Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

Making waves on Pinterest:

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

83 shares on WeChat this month:

If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

16 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

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So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

An electric car is just another electric chair.

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I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,584

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Spotted on Reddit:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Trending via WhatsApp:

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

Live now on LinkedIn:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

Spotted on YouTube:

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

Shared recently on Discord:

Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

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