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Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Dec 30, 2025

3,932

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

Making waves on Messenger:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Freshly posted on Discord:

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

Shared recently on YouTube:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

Spotted on Facebook:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Making waves on X:

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

Live now on WhatsApp:

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

Just landed via WeChat:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

17 Funny autocorrect quotes

Funny autocorrect quotes are a hilarious reminder of how technology sometimes gets it hilariously wrong! 📱😂 From turning innocent messages into unintentional jokes to creating laugh-out-loud misunderstandings, these quotes showcase the comedy that comes with letting autocorrect take control. Enjoy the giggles and embrace the chaos! 😄💬

New funny autocorrect quotes 👇

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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2 months ago

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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

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2 months ago

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The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

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2 months ago

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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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2 months ago

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Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

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2 months ago

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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2 months ago

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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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2 months ago

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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2 months ago

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Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

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2 months ago

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New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

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🎉🥂 New Year Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

84 shares on X this month:

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

76 shares on Slack this month:

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

35 shares on Threads this month:

I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

25 folks are currently checking 👀

“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,836

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Going viral on Messenger:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Live now on Facebook:

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Just landed via X:

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Just shared via Telegram:

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

Spotted on Messenger:

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Just landed via Slack:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

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