Funny autograph quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

  Commentary:
  Well, it's like, "Hey, camera-shy, speak or forever hold your peace!" 📸🙊 Don't miss out on your chance for a celebrity encounter just because you've gone into stealth mode! 😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like Jesus Christ has taken up a side gig as a hotel room autographer! 😄 Making sure those Bibles are personalized with care. 🙏 Who knew JC had such a pen game? 🖊️ #HolySignatureGoals

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