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Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I’m only staying up until midnight on New Year’s to watch that bloody year die.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Seen just now on Discord:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

Just shared via YouTube:

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Going bananas on Threads:

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

Going viral on Telegram:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Just shared via TikTok:

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

Seen just now on Reddit:

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Trending via LinkedIn:

11 out of 10 women are always right.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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65 shares on TikTok this month:

My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

94 shares on Slack this month:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

56 shares on X this month:

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

35 shares on Facebook this month:

How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

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I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you.

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I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Trending via Twitch:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Live now on Messenger:

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

Just shared via Discord:

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

Just landed via Discord:

I suppose someone has to do all the consuming and obeying.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

Going viral on Discord:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Just landed via Threads:

Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

Just shared via Twitch:

The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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