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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

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I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

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Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupΓ©e is just floating.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Just shared via Facebook:

Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

Trending via TikTok:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

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Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ has shared:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

Making waves on Twitch:

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

Trending via WeChat:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

Spotted on Twitch:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Shared recently on X:

Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

Live now on WeChat:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

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