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Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,497

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Facebook:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Trending via Snapchat:

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

Spotted on Facebook:

No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

Shared recently on Threads:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Making waves on Snapchat:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Making waves on Pinterest:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Breaking via Twitch:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

36 shares on Threads this month:

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

16 shares on Reddit this month:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

87 shares on Slack this month:

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,254

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Messenger:

Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

Spotted on Threads:

Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

Shared recently on Discord:

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Spotted on WeChat:

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

Just shared via Threads:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I would like even faster food.

Going viral on X:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Just landed via WeChat:

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

Going bananas on Messenger:

90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

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