Commentary:
Sounds like Coke is my inner caveman's choice, but Sprite makes me feel like I'm solar-powered! 🌞🦖🔋
40 Funny beverage quotes
Which wine pairs best with WWIII?
Commentary:
Red or white, as long as it's not radioactive! 🍷😅
Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.
Commentary:
When life gives you lemons, make them cute with a splash of pink! 🍋🎀 #LemonadeMakeover
Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.
Commentary:
Who knew dairy math would lead to such udder madness? 🐄😂🥛
Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…
Commentary:
"When you're just here for the fizz, not the 'buzz'! 🍺🔋😄"
Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.
Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, just make sure they aren't floating in someone else's pool drink! 🍺😆🤰 #PoolsidePerks"
I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.
Commentary:
"Oh, the irony! The tea that was supposed to calm your nerves is now causing havoc instead! 🍵😬 Maybe it's a mislabeled 'Excitement Tea'? 🤔 Time to switch to a new brand before your nerves go on a rollercoaster ride! 🎢😆"
Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.
They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.
