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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

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Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

Spotted on Slack:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Reported on Snapchat:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

Just landed via Discord:

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Trending via LinkedIn:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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Share →: I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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"Ah, the sweet sensation of brain cells locking lips and giving birth to brilliance! 💡💋 Who knew intellectual chemistry could be so steamy and productive? 😜 #BrainyRomance"
6 months ago
Share →: I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your brain is holding on for dear life! 🧠💨 Don't worry, at least it's providing some entertainment with that screensaver action. Maybe try restarting to see if that brain cell finds its way home! 🔄😄"
6 months ago
Share →: I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Commentary:
"Looks like the 'dumbing down' strategy will have to wait! 😜 Maybe sticking with reality TV for now is the safer bet! 🍻 #CheersToClearMinds"

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

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Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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Live now on LinkedIn:

If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

Going viral on X:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Just landed via TikTok:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

Just landed via Instagram:

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

Seen just now on Twitch:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

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