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Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

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Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

Trending via YouTube:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Seen just now on WeChat:

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

Breaking via TikTok:

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Making waves on Reddit:

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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94 shares on Facebook this month:

“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

31 shares on Slack this month:

If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

96 shares on Discord this month:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People text you when you look good in photos.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

46 shares on Threads this month:

Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

44 shares on Discord this month:

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

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Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

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Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

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People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

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We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Before you just FaceTime me randomly, please don’t.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Using Twitter as a semi-vague posting journal for memory purposes.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Please hesitate to reach out.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Making waves on Threads:

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Live now on Twitch:

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Making waves on Facebook:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

Shared recently on Reddit:

What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

Shared recently on Slack:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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