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Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

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Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

Making waves on Telegram:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Trending via Reddit:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Reported on Pinterest:

Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

Seen just now on Threads:

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Live now on Twitch:

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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Funny buzzing quotes 🐝 are the perfect buzz to brighten your day! Whether it’s about bees, phones, or that never-ending background noise, these witty lines will have you chuckling and humming along in no time. Get ready to catch the vibe and spark some lively conversations with a little dose of buzzing humor! ⚡😂✨

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6 months ago
Share →: Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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"Ah, the sweet sound of silence… or is it? 🦟 Just when you thought you were free from the annoying buzzing, the suspense of its absence kicks in! 🤫 Brace yourself for the next round of mosquito madness! 🦟😅"
6 months ago
Share →: I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Commentary:
Sounds like your neighbor has upgraded from brushing her teeth to hosting a rave party in her mouth! 🦷🕺🎉 Maybe it's the latest high-tech toothbrush that also doubles as a DJ booth? 🎶😂 Just don't be surprised if you start hearing toothbrush remixes booming through the walls! 🎶🤣

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

Spotted on Reddit:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

Just shared via Messenger:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Trending via Twitch:

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Spotted on Messenger:

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

Making waves on Messenger:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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