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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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Fries, not lies.

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I have a yearning disability.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

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Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

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My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

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Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

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If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

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You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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Are you a software update, because not now!

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Share →: Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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"Valentine's Day: the one day a year when we switch from eye-rolling cynics to hopeful romantics faster than you can say 'chocolate-covered strawberries' 🍓💘 Who can resist the power of a well-timed gift? 😉 #LoveHateRelationship"
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Share →: Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

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Well, you know what they say, when a blockbuster movie saves the world from aliens, it deserves its own federal holiday! 🎬🪐🎉 Just imagine the founding fathers in a popcorn-filled cinema, watching Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saving the day – quite the historical moment! 🍿👽🇺🇸 #IndependenceDay2.0
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Share →: Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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"Let's not turn April Fool's Day into a full-time job for non-fools! 🤪🚫 Let's respect each other's cultures and leave the prankster hats to the professionals. 🎩✨ #NoFoolinAround"
6 months ago
Share →: Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic circle of life celebration 😏🎉. It's like a sexy inception within a birthday cake 🎂. Remember to blow out more than just candles 🔥💨! Just make sure to give your parents a high-five on their special day too 👏🎈!"

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Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

Reported on Slack:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

Making waves on WeChat:

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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