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Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

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My middle finger salutes you.

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After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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I would prefer not to.

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A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

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“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

Just landed via Discord:

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

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Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

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I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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Just landed via Telegram:

I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

Just landed via Facebook:

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

Going viral on YouTube:

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Making waves on Facebook:

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Just landed via Twitch:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Going viral on Facebook:

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Just landed via Slack:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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