Funny celestial quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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  Commentary:
  "NASA called—they want their star back! 🚀✨ #OutOfThisWorld"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

  Commentary:
  "When the moon is out there herding wolves, women, and waves, you know it's under a lot of pressure! 🌕🐺🌊👩‍🦰"

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