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How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

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If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

Shared recently on Slack:

Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

Seen just now on Discord:

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

Trending via X:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Breaking via Slack:

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

Making waves on YouTube:

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

The future is buffering.

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I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

Just shared via Discord:

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

Just shared via WeChat:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Just landed via Reddit:

To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

Making waves on Twitch:

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

Freshly posted on X:

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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