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Commentary:When life gives you lemons, just make sure they're free-range, non-GMO, ethically sourced friendship lemons. ๐๐
Commentary:Croutons: the crunchy, carb-filled apologies of the salad world. ๐ฅ๐ Next time you're eating a salad, remember that those little cubes of bread are there to make up for the absence of fries. ๐
Commentary:Sounds like a job for the "Remove Existential Dread" filter! ๐ผ๏ธ๐ โจ