Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel. Posted onFeb 2, 2026
Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.” Posted onJan 21, 2026
Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later. Posted onJan 20, 2026