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The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

3 months ago

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

3 months ago

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

3 months ago