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Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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Just shared via Snapchat:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Just landed via YouTube:

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

Just landed via Twitch:

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Just landed via Reddit:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Just shared via Telegram:

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

Shared recently on WeChat:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Just shared via Threads:

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Seen just now on Messenger:

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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12 hours ago
Share →: It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

Commentary:
When your car needs a snack but you're all out of oil, just let it nibble on that curb 🍽️😂🚗💥
1 week ago
Share →: I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Commentary:
Why get too close? I'm just practicing social distancing with curbs! 🚗😂
4 months ago
Share →: For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Commentary:
"Who said women can't multitask? Celebrating #InternationalWomensDay while testing out my parallel parking skills! 🚗💁‍♀️ #GirlPower #WatchOutForThoseCurbs"

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Shared recently on Twitch:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Just landed via Pinterest:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Reported on Snapchat:

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

Making waves on Pinterest:

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

Just shared via Slack:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

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