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When love and blockchain collide: straight to the digital wallet! 💘💻🚀
512 Funny dating quotes
Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.
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When your special spot turns out to be a survival mission 🔥😅🚀
Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.
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So you're telling me my ability to salsa with HR isn't an asset? 🌶️💃🕺
I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.
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Sounds like you're just here for the snacks and drama! 🥤🍿😄
Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?
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Too bad I left my ceremonial robes at the dry cleaners this week! 😅🔮🕯️
As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.
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Ah, the classic "girlfriend magnet" effect in action! Who knew romance came with its own gravitational pull? 😂🧲❤️
The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.
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Sounds like living in a beauty pageant with constant plot twists! 👀👗🏙️
The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.
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Love triangles are so last year; now it's more like a love hexagon! 🤔🔍❤️
Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.
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When he enters the room, even the paint dries faster! 🎨😴
There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.
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Sounds like it's time to start a "Worthy Men" boot camp! Applications open now! 😂👩✈️🔍