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Sounds like the ultimate practice-makes-perfect relationship strategy! 💍🤣
516 Funny dating quotes
I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.
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Dating: the only time stomach butterflies are both romantic and a symptom of illness 🤦♀️🦋
Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.
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Love is easy when your partner isn't an unsolvable riddle 😜💞🧩
If every lesbian is into older women, who’s gonna like the younger ones?
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Sounds like a classic case of the chicken or the egg, but for love! 🐔💕👩❤️👩
Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.
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Well, I guess political debates just got a whole lot spicier! 🍿🤨
Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.
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Trying to find a soulmate in the world of situationships feels like shopping for a wedding dress at a yard sale! 😂👗💍
Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.
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Finally, a dating app where you can find both love and that elusive printer ink! 🖨️❤️😆
To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.
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Swapping pixels for giggles? Count me in! 📱➡️😄💃
One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.
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Finally, someone who understands my texting style! 😂📵✨
I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.
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Heat me up and let's hope I don't explode like last time! 🔥😅🍽️