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Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Seen just now on Slack:

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

Going viral on Reddit:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

Just shared via YouTube:

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

Breaking via TikTok:

Talents: eating!

Trending via WeChat:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Freshly posted on Threads:

The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

Going viral on Twitch:

A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

Just shared via Facebook:

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Making waves on Discord:

Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

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23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

71 shares on X this month:

People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

45 shares on Instagram this month:

That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

62 shares on Slack this month:

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

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I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

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My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

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15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,487

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

I miss you (the money I spent).

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Pinterest:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

Making waves on Slack:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Making waves on TikTok:

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

Just shared via Instagram:

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

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