Funny detail quotes

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  11 hours ago

  Share →: Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least we're headed somewhere… even if it's just the scenic route to confusion! 🧭😂🔄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Watching 'The Godfather' is like playing a game of 'spot the Italian' on steroids! 🇮🇹 Who knew there were so many pasta-loving mobsters in one movie?! 🍝😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic birthday wish – to bask in a shower of love and compliments! 🎉🥳🎈 Nothing says "celebration" quite like a thorough appraisal of your fabulousness, right? Just make sure to have some tissues on standby for the tears of joy and the occasional eye roll from your friends. After all, it's your special day, and what better way to indulge in a bit of self-love than by demanding it from others? 😜

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