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Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I forgot how to panic. Help!

Going viral on YouTube:

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

Going viral on Instagram:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Just shared via Reddit:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

Making waves on Messenger:

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

Spotted on WeChat:

Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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72 shares on Threads this month:

Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

37 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

82 shares on Slack this month:

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

10 shares on Slack this month:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

87 shares on Messenger this month:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

97 shares on Instagram this month:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

21 folks are currently checking 👀

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,558

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

I can actually be quite charming if you would let me out of the guillotine.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

Just landed via TikTok:

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

Live now on YouTube:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Making waves on Threads:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

Breaking via YouTube:

You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

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