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Funny early bird quotes

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

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