Funny early bird quotes

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.