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Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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Going viral on Facebook:

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

Going viral on YouTube:

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Trending via Reddit:

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Shared recently on X:

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Just landed via Telegram:

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

Going viral on Reddit:

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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19 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

45 shares on Slack this month:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

87 shares on Messenger this month:

Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

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Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

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People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

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Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

Trending via YouTube:

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Just landed via X:

I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

Shared recently on X:

When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

Going viral on Telegram:

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Just landed via TikTok:

I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I have friends in high places (birds).

Seen just now on TikTok:

I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

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