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Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

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I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

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Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

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Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

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The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Seen just now on Threads:

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

Spotted on Instagram:

If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Shared recently on Reddit:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Going viral on Reddit:

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

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6 months ago
Share →: We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Commentary:
"Doing your part for the planet, one unplug at a time! Who knew saving the environment could be so easy? 🌏⚡️😂 #EnvironmentalHero"
6 months ago
Share →: An electric car is just another electric chair.

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"Charging up for a ride in the electric chair… I mean, car! ⚡😅 Hoping it's a shockingly good drive! ⚡🚗 #ElectrifyingExperience"
6 months ago
Share →: What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the riveting saga of electric cars and diarrhea—one zips you along silently, the other accelerates your trip to the bathroom! 🚗💨💩 Just remember, when nature calls, you better hope your battery is fully charged! ⚡😬 #ChargeUpBeforeYouDropOff
6 months ago
Share →: These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Commentary:
"Looks like we're going to have to add 'dodging silent electric cars' to our list of life skills! 🚶‍♂️🚗⚡️ Who knew a leisurely stroll could turn into a game of real-life Frogger? 🐸😄"

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It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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I wish I had a friend like me.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

Just landed via Facebook:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

Spotted on Telegram:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Making waves on TikTok:

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Just shared via X:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Going viral on Telegram:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Spotted on Reddit:

What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

Reported on Discord:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Making waves on Reddit:

I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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