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Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Dec 30, 2025

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Just landed via Reddit:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Just shared via YouTube:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

Just shared via Telegram:

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Just shared via Twitch:

I want the dreams to chase me for once.

Just shared via X:

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Spotted on Slack:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Going bananas on TikTok:

Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

Shared recently on Slack:

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

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15 shares on Pinterest this month:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

38 shares on X this month:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

88 shares on X this month:

My first mistake of my life was my birth.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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22 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

17 folks are currently checking 👀

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

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15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

Just landed via Messenger:

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Making waves on Messenger:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Going bananas on Messenger:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Trending via Messenger:

Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

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