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Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

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Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

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Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

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It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

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Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

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This is an awful time to be an educated person.

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Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

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I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

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Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

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I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

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Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

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