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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

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When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

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My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

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Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

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People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

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This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

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Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

Just shared via Discord:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Just landed via WeChat:

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

Breaking via Facebook:

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Just landed via Twitch:

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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