Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

330 this month

Funny Quotes Total

14,923

Funny Quotes Topics

17,095

Funny Quotes Images

14,923

Dec 12, 2025

3,574

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Telegram:

“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Going viral on Messenger:

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

Going viral on WeChat:

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Shared recently on X:

If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

Home » Funny Epidemic Quotes

Funny epidemic quotes

Funny epidemic quotes 😂💉 bring some much-needed laughter during serious times! When life hands you masks and hand sanitizer, a little humor goes a long way 😷✨. Ready to chuckle through the chaos and find the bright side of social distancing? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on epidemics that’ll have you laughing while staying safe! 😄🦠

New funny epidemic quotes 👇

There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

1 month ago
addiction, behavior, car, cars, dependence, distraction, epidemic, funny observation, just, life, observation, parked, parked car, people, phone, phone addiction, phones, social, social behavior, staring, technology, technology dependence, urban, urban life
“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

1 month ago
actions, consequences, epidemic, humor, issues, just, karma, loneliness, male, male loneliness, social, social issues
Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

1 month ago
cause, dating, doing, epidemic, humor, interaction, loneliness, male, male loneliness, proud, social, social interaction

All funny epidemic quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

330 this month

Funny Quotes Total

14,923

Funny Quotes Topics

17,095

Funny Quotes Images

14,923

Dec 12, 2025

4,020

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on X:

I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

Freshly posted on X:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Breaking via Messenger:

Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

Seen just now on Slack:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Trending via X:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Going viral on Slack:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴