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Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Trending via WhatsApp:

I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

Just shared via Slack:

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

Trending via Telegram:

Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

Breaking via Telegram:

My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

Live now on Messenger:

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Spotted on Reddit:

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

Making waves on Twitch:

If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

Just shared via Snapchat:

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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87 shares on WeChat this month:

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

13 shares on Discord this month:

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

85 shares on Slack this month:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

85 shares on Facebook this month:

I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

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My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

11 folks are currently checking 👀

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on X:

If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

Shared recently on Slack:

Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

Going viral on Telegram:

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My body is a temple. An ancient, creaky temple with questionable plumbing.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

Just landed via YouTube:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

Spotted on YouTube:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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