Funny epidemic quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we've got a new public health crisis: "Car-itis"—the mysterious urge to park and peer into that glowing screen! 🚗📱 Maybe they're just trying to see if their cars have feelings too, or auditioning for the next "Fast & Furious: Smartphone Edition." 😂 Who knew parked cars could be the hottest new social hotspots? Remember, folks: your phone can wait—your car might need a break too! 🚙✨

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  4 months ago

  Share →: “Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like the "male loneliness epidemic" is here to remind everyone that what goes around comes around! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe they should have thought twice before ghosting, huh? Looks like Karma's got a great sense of humor too! 😂 #LonelyButNotAlone

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a true unsung hero in the battle against male loneliness! 🦸‍♀️ Keep up the good work, your efforts are not going unnoticed… by anyone! 🤣 #LonelyHeartsClub"

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