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Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Not again. I mean good morning.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

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Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Making waves on Reddit:

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Spreading quickly via X:

Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

Spotted on Facebook:

Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

Live now on Facebook:

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Making waves on Messenger:

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

Just shared via YouTube:

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

Shared recently on Telegram:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Just shared via Telegram:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

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