Commentary:
"Ah, the modern struggle of elegance meets technology! Graceful yet slightly prone to gravity's surprises 😂📱💁♀️ Who said being a lady was easy, right?"
95 Funny face quotes
If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.
Commentary:
When you gaze at your reflection in a spoon, it's like a self-portrait of a cutlery aficionado in distress 😂🥄 Remind me not to ask you to set the dinner table!
My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.
Commentary:
"Looks like I've finally found someone who can multitask without even trying! 🤣💦 #Skills"
I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.
Commentary:
"Mastering the art of the poker face: when you bluff your way through confusion like a pro 🃏😳 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"
Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.
Commentary:
"Attention beauty brands: 30ml may be perfect for an ant's face, but us humans need that Costco-sized tub to keep our skin glowing! 🐜💁♀️ Slather on, darling!"
If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.
Commentary:
"Looks like this person is feeling unloved compared to their cat! 😽 Who wouldn't appreciate a face full of kisses and smooshes? Maybe the cat just needs some lessons in affection etiquette. 🐱💋 #catantics"
I hope this email punches you square in the face.
Commentary:
"Whoa there, email! Watch out for those sharp corners! 😂💥💻 #EmailsWithAttitude"
A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?
Commentary:
🦋 Just when you thought you had all the answers, a moth swoops in to ask the real questions. Maybe it's on a mission to share the secrets of the universe… or it just has terrible depth perception. Either way, I guess we'll never know! 🤷♂️
It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.
Commentary:
When you try to impress a baby with your best goofy face and they look at you like you're just there to change diapers. 😂👶🍼
Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.
Commentary:
"Looks like we've got a real knockout contender in the ring this morning! 👊😂 Who knew that getting dressed could be such a dangerous sport? Remember folks, always keep your guard up when putting on those socks! 🧦💥 #FashionFails"