Funny fall asleep quotes

• I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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  2 months ago

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• Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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  2 months ago

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• My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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  2 months ago

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