Funny fall asleep quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a snooze button when you can sleep like a champ all night long? 😴🌙 No midnight bathroom trips for this sleep superstar! 💪🚽 Sweet dreams and dry sheets, folks! 😄 #SleepGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a calculator when you have insomnia? 💤➗💭 You become a human mathematician, crunching numbers in your head all night trying to figure out the elusive equation of sleep time. Just remember, counting sheep does not count as a valid mathematical method! 🐑😂 #SleeplessStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you're leading the life of a nocturnal squirrel 🐿️! Up in the morning feeling like nap time, and at night tossing and turning like a restless sloth 🦥. Maybe it's time for a bedtime routine shake-up…or invest in some industrial-strength blackout curtains!😄🌙 #SleepyheadStruggles

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