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Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,518

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Spotted on Messenger:

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

Just landed via Twitch:

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

Just landed via Messenger:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Shared recently on X:

Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

60 shares on Reddit this month:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

58 shares on Discord this month:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

69 shares on Threads this month:

A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

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When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

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I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

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Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

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Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,377

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Just landed via Discord:

It feels like a million o’clock right now.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

Just shared via Telegram:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

Trending via Threads:

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

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