Funny fasting quotes

• Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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  2 months ago

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• Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

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  2 months ago

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• Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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  2 months ago

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• Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

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  5 months ago

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• Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

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  5 months ago

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