Funny fasting quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, even your favorite dessert starts to lose its appeal if you have it every single day! 🍰✨ Keep your social interactions spicy by giving yourself a break from certain individuals…because 'out of sight, out of mind' can sometimes be a blessing in disguise! 😉🔇"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew speed cameras could spark a new diet trend? 🚗💨 Intermittent fasting…for drivers on the go! #NeedForSpeed"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a dessert dash! 🏃🎂 Who knew intermittent fasting could turn cake into a time trial ⏱️? Hope your taste buds are ready for a speedy indulgence! 😆 #CakeCrunchTime"

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